Bird Leaves

"A man said to the universe, 'Sir! I exist!'"
paulftompkins:

Has ORAL NORRIE OTTEY been lurking in the Game of Thrones credits this whole time? And is his name an anagram of a palindrome? And is he a man? Or a woman? Or a magical pixie-person from an ethereal realm we may only visit when nestled in the ebon cloak of Morpheus? I’ll take my answer off the air.

paulftompkins:

Has ORAL NORRIE OTTEY been lurking in the Game of Thrones credits this whole time? And is his name an anagram of a palindrome? And is he a man? Or a woman? Or a magical pixie-person from an ethereal realm we may only visit when nestled in the ebon cloak of Morpheus? I’ll take my answer off the air.

paulftompkins:

“Like, imagine if they just, like, made a big cash grab and instead of breathing fire, they took money from corporations to breathe, like, little clouds that said ‘I’m lovin’ it’ or whatever. Hm. You know, I’m not very good at being a high person. Here. You’re welcome to finish the rest of this jointed cigarette. I think there’s a few more licks in it. Best of luck. Four and twenty, you old blackbird! Right? Yes? No? Okay. TAXI.”

paulftompkins:

“Like, imagine if they just, like, made a big cash grab and instead of breathing fire, they took money from corporations to breathe, like, little clouds that said ‘I’m lovin’ it’ or whatever. Hm. You know, I’m not very good at being a high person. Here. You’re welcome to finish the rest of this jointed cigarette. I think there’s a few more licks in it. Best of luck. Four and twenty, you old blackbird! Right? Yes? No? Okay. TAXI.”