johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

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jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

(via ragtimeroastbeefy)

girlatsunrise:

I did not see that coming.

(Source: which-is-the-color-of-your-smile, via princessesfanarts)

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

(Source: foxadhd.com, via ruinedchildhood)

Would you like to join me in my hot tub?

Would you like to join me in my hot tub?

(Source: pinterest.com, via cutethingsincups)

pitangga:

° by 333Bracket on Flickr.

pitangga:

° by 333Bracket on Flickr.

(via andyliterally)

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

(via itriedthatonceitwasabadmove)

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

(via ruinedchildhood)