americanyumyumclownmonkey:

*Commander Shepard walks into seedy bar full of criminals, approaches waitress*:

"I’D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR WORK AS A C-SEC INFORMANT!"

(via andyliterally)

the-final-sentence:

Final sentences: 

We sat in silence, staring at the blank screen.

from The Absolute

[And I leave as my last legacy a single word for all the free peoples of the galaxy.] Hope…

from The Andalite Chronicles

Ram the Blade ship.

from The Beginning

"Anything could happen."

from The Capture

A small strand of space-time went dark and coiled into nothingness.

from The Ellimist Chronicles

Be happy for me, and for all who fly free.

from The Encounter

Until then, we fight.

from The Invasion

This time, Cassie, you won.

from The Sickness

And, by the way, if you ever see some poor, mad, deranged gentleman wandering the streets and raving away about things that live in his head … well, if you can handle it, give the man your spare change.

from The Underground

The message was short: No worries.

from The Unexpected

missabellewriting:

ifreakinlovebooks:

little-literature:

Ultimate Harry Potter Miniature Book Set by Little Literature

I want it so bad why must I be pooooooor!

I would like this in full size please. Yes, thank you.

(via hoggyhappyhour)

  • God: I love all my children equally.
  • [Earlier in the Bible]
  • God: I don't care for Job.

maybeiwantthetrouble:

Woman? Is that meant to insult me?”

(Source: lady-lannistarth, via the-trumbernick)

emmasneverland:

"See anything?"

"Hmm?"

"Any clues, Mr Holmes?"

(via anglophenia)

Surveying her new territory. #zosie #catsofig #ICarriedThisTwoBlocksHome

Surveying her new territory. #zosie #catsofig #ICarriedThisTwoBlocksHome

parasitebeans:

finals are making me wanna die, but here, have the portrait of Jackson Galaxy I did for illustration 4 \o/

keep on truckin, friends. we can do this!!

parasitebeans:

finals are making me wanna die, but here, have the portrait of Jackson Galaxy I did for illustration 4 \o/

keep on truckin, friends. we can do this!!

How Every "My Cat From Hell" episode works:

  • People: My cat doesn't know how to cat.
  • Jackson Galaxy: No, YOU don't know how to cat.
  • People: if cat doesn't cat, cat has to go.
  • Jackson Galaxy: Do the thing and your cat will cat.
  • People: *doesn't do the thing*
  • People: Cat still won't cat
  • Jackson Galaxy: DO THE THING
  • People: *does the thing*
  • People: My cat is catting!
  • Jackson Galaxy: dumbasses.

chillona:

2damnfeisty:

2damnfeisty:

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Stay strong sis.

White feminists have been real quiet. Where are the long dissertations about supporting Jada?

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Don’t fuck with white feminists

(Source: yourpersonalcheerleader, via feministmagicalgirl)